To shut me up or make me go play Zzzz Monster. Mama has come up with a few tricks and toys for me.
The Emperor Throne
Mama bought me this rocker. This usually works, but sometimes I still fuss little, then Mama will turn on the calming vibrations and this will work to calm me down. Sometimes, the calming vibrations also works as a laxative to me. A few times, I had big poo-poo after the vibration was turned on.
The Pacifier
Keke ... I outsmart Mama on the pacifier, it doesn't work on me. She thought she can bluff me with this, I know pacifier does not produce milk milk, so I will spit it out. A milk bottle teat will have milk milk flow out, I will gladly suck that. Papa was happy I rejected pacificer, cos he say will make me have rabbit teeth. I am not even a rabbit, why will have rabbit teeth ? Maybe he also trying to bluff Mama...
Battle with the pacifier monster.
E-ah Junior
Papa always talk about his E-ah. I have my own E-ah too. My E-ah is nicely shape to hug me when I sleep. I can nap continously 2 hours with my E-ah. Papa's E-ah got no fight with mine, wait till Papa's E-ah comes to Japan ... **evil grin**
One more thing about my E-ah, I am sure all you aunties will love to have too ! It enhance boobies !! Check out my sexy cleavage, no need push-up bras !
The Ultimate
The ultimate is of course Mama's boobies.. sorry no picture, 100% will shut me up and most of the time is a sleeping pill to me.
Till then, let's see what other tricks and toys Mama can come up with.
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